Tomonia's definitions

Furry purry

Like a bushy pussy, but less aggressive

She just got back from her wax, and her furry purry is begging for some petting.

by Tomonia February 22, 2015

blue toot

A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety

She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.

by Tomonia February 23, 2015

Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day

I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.

by Tomonia March 6, 2015