Tiny Dick Syndrome, more commonly know as TDS, is a disease afflicting thousands of male adolescents and adults each year. Though the main symptom of this horrible disease is an abnormally small penis, it can also be characterized through excessive pussiness, such as an extreme amount of whining or lacking any masculine characteristics. If you witness one or more of these other symptoms, it is very likely that you may have contracted TDS: lack of will to go out on Friday and Saturday nights, going to bed early when your friends are engaging in fun activities, drinking less than 4 alcoholic drinks on a Friday night, or playing the flute for your university's band.
Jeremy: Ben, I'm afraid our patient, Trevor, has one of the worst cases of Tiny Dick Syndrome I've ever seen.
Ben: Get him 6 shots of Vlad, stat!
Song that describes feelings that were felt when a girl and a boy were "seeing each other". But the girl didn't and STILL doesn't feel the way the feelings in the song are conveyed. At all. She loves him. tinyvessels<3
d and d california. My hearts is yours it's you that I hold onto. Still. I should've given you a reason to stay. Tiny vessels is one of his favorite death cab songs.