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Mega Tiny Dick

An extremely small small dick. Something that is so small it can't even be seen by the strongest telescope. So small that it would always win any tiny dick contest.
YO, that nigga has a mega tiny dicK!!!!!!!!!

Haha I feel bad for that guy. He has a mega tiny dick!
by Tactical Titty Teen July 26, 2010
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Tiny Desk Engineer

Tiny desk Engineer is evolution in Engineering and perfect companion for all situations

The ultimate device for your team, especially when your Engineer is lazy and unable to do his duty.

Tiny desk Engineer can be placed everywhere: In your bathroom, in your kitchen or on your desk.

Extremely useful and expensive.
Tiny desk engineer: -Yeeee haaaaw
by Au_Vik June 15, 2020
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tiny teddy addiction

An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's
*opens packet* oh crap here come all the people with tiny teddy addiction
by TLCgenius April 10, 2014
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Tiny Man Square

'"Tiny Man Square" in modeled after Tiananmen Square, in that it is now walled off and democratic protests are not allowed in the area proper. Even the people that work in the area cannot not protest or whistle blow without being fired.
by mlhiss June 8, 2020
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Tiny Hands McShitswizzle

Can we please just impeach Tiny Hands McShitswizzle already?
by Princess5178 November 4, 2019
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Tiny-Ass Lobster

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."
Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?
by CharlesIsMyName May 18, 2011
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Shaken Man-tini

A shaken man-tini is a sexual act, named after the alcoholic drink, the martini. It involves emptying the contents of a ballpoint pin and inserting opposite ends into the urethras of two penises until the glans (or heads) of the penises are touching, at which point the males begin to alternate ejaculations, forcing an ever-growing mass of semen back and forth between the penises.
The only drink gayer than an apple-martini, is a shaken man-tini.
by EK1 January 20, 2011
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