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Retail Therapy

1. An idiot's way of dealing with an idiotic problem.

2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the attention span and memory of a chipmunk.
1. Omg, like my friend totally didn't text me back and I've been waiting for 2 minutes!! I'm totally gunna go to the mall and blow up my credit card now to ease this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. FML!!!

2. Omg!! I just found out I have a Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??
by hoopladoopla December 24, 2010
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therapussy

the one bit of pussy that one who is so inclined must supposedly acquire when going insane from lack of pussy, to make them sane again.
the boy needs therapussy.
by eugene romi October 24, 2006
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Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
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therapist

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.
Melissa is my therapist.
by Michael Duy January 11, 2004
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therapy

everyone here needs an extreme amount of it
if you say you don’t
you do
i can see you.
by ESHDhanaura January 31, 2022
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bee sting therapy

a method of therapy in which bee venom is used to treat a variety of diseases such as arthritis and rheumatism. Live bees are placed on the body of a patient and made to sting the specific parts, called trigger or acupuncture points, of their body. This method of treatment is said to be hard-hitting against bone and joint diseases. However, it could be fatal.
Bee sting therapy is not a scientifically proven method of treatment.
by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010
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