cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

The funniest damn thing I've ever heard in my life...too bad it had to come from something so mainstream.

You're a cock-juggling-thunder-cunt...bitch.

by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

thunder twonk

Someone who has gone beyond beyond simply being an idiot; a complete moron

Could you be more of a thunder twonk than you already are?

by Eyes of Beauty July 15, 2015

Thunder Clap

When your girl is riding you, she is going up and down on your dick and you about to nut. She comes down one last time hard as fuck and you cum and when she come down the last smack sound like a thunder strike.

When I was with my nigga last night he made me thunder clap.

by average dick jr May 21, 2016

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020

Nut juggling thunder cunt

A girl that is a bitch/hoe/slut/Boppa at your lunch table and or work place. Has a great body from the feet up with either blond or brown hair. Wears extensive earings and lives in a gated community.

Wow that girls hot! (Freind1) Naa man that girls at Nut juggling thunder cunt, she sits at my lunch table. (Friend2) Oh thats a shame. (Friend1)

"At lunch table" Dude did you see the new Tosh.o last night?(Friend1) Omg why would you watch that show!(Nut juggling thunder cunt)

by nutbustn69 April 29, 2011

Meat Thunder

The noise made by bumping uglies.

I hear meat thunder coming from my parents room at night.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

Thunder Mountain Chowder

When a male is performming a sexual act involving a woman's breasts as a form of masturbation while straddling her (also known as titty fucking), the male throws up on her breasts while at the same time farting (with anal leakage occurring, but not necessary) on her abdomen. Ergo: Thunder (fart), Mountain (titty fuck), chowder (throwing up).

Upon a very drunken evening, my room mate perfomed a Thunder Mountain Chowder on an excessively irritating, yet equally unlucky female necessitating her taking a shower and him washing his bed linens several times.

by Tea-bagger October 27, 2004