worst case scenarioism

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.

Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021

Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020

Worst Rappers of all Time

No particular order:

Nicki Minaj,
Cardi B,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Chingy,
Hurricane Chris,
Flo Rida,
Pitbull,
Young Berg (Hitmaka or whatever lol),
O.T. Genasis,
Tyga,
Birdman,
Migos,
Young Thug,
Future,
Gucci Mane,
French Montana,
Iggy Azalea,
Chief Keef,
All snap dance rappers,
Lil Uzi Vert,
Benzino,
Silkk The Shocker,
Soulja Boy,
Rae Sremmurd,
Fetty Wap,
New Boyz,
Lil Chuckee,
Rich Homie Quan,
Waka Flocka Flame,
Plies,
Any and every rapper who is named Gotti,
and finally, Bow Wow.

Plus more but I don't care LMAO.

Hip Hop: Eminem, 2Pac, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Nas, 50 Cent, Game, T.I.

Hip POP (worst rappers of all time): Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, Migos, Future, Iggy Azalea, Young Thug, Lil Uzi Vert, Tyga.

If you want a brain, listen to the rappers above. They are good. Not the so called "rappers" you friend probably listens to. No damn person likes that garbage, except for virgins who don't know what the hell rap is, and unironically, probably don't even listen to rap except for what's on TikTok or on the radio, and are into dumb ass pop more than rap. Just to give you a reminder.

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

worst superhero

Florida Man

You know the worst superhero is Florida man, right?

by steffy_baka November 27, 2020

the worst she can say is no

This is what your friend said to you if you're about to ask your crush to go on a date

Jimmy: C'mon Jacob ask her out, the worst she can say is no!
Jacob: Aight I love Jessica so much this is my Only chance🤞🏿

Jacob:Hey, wanna take a walk in the park together?
Jessica: Ewww, I got a boyfriend and you ugly as fuck go KYS!
Jacob: bro what

by JacobDaSadGuy February 17, 2025

The Worst President

1. Donald Trump (47; current) (run by Ian Miles Cheong and EIon Musk; worst president ever)
2. James Buchanan
3. Donald Trump (45; 2017 version)
4. Richard Nixon
5. George W. Bush
6. Warren G. Harding
7. Chester A.arthur
8. Ronald Reagan
9. Andrew Jackson
10. Joe Biden

Person in 2019: Who's the worst president? Donald Trump! No, its not Donald Trump, ass hole. Its James Buchanan, screw that guy.
Person in 2025: Who's the worst president? Joe Biden! No, not even close. Our current president is the worst, even declaring himself the king.

by jadenthemoose2 February 21, 2025

the worst and knows it

someone who is a prick,knows it and wears it like a badge of honor aka me

waving something they just pickpocketed in the face of the person they just stole it from

He was waving something he just pickpocketed from me in my face.
he's the worst and knows it

by KxosXD (a.k.a. Kial) February 17, 2022