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The Bad Touch

A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
by Bweeks March 30, 2009
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knuckle touch

The act of two/three people touching knuckles in celebration of something. While the knuckle touch is similar to the pound it is more gentle.
Bud and Justin knuckle touch after the sweet madden play.
by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 30, 2007
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Midas Touch

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004
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knee touch

The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".
Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.
by Ryan O'Connell December 24, 2008
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Touch (toit)

The Irish Gaelic word for 'cigarette', which is "toitín", gets shortened to "toit" in coversation, which is pronounced exactly like the English word "touch".

So non-Irish speakers get alarmed when they hear the line, "Do you want to go out for a touch?"
"You goin' out for a toit?"

"Aye, why not."
by Barrry May 2, 2005
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soul touch

A new horizon and or level of making love to an individual beyond natural measure, it is so satisfying that it escalates to a spiritual leve.
by Soul toucher December 29, 2015
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touch noodle

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot
"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"
by Kobra936 January 31, 2018
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