The act of throwing a tantrum and walking down Texas Ave. while refusing rides from anybody and flipping the bird.
by Class of 2009 September 26, 2006
Get the Texas Shufflemug. The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008
Get the boner shufflemug. swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.
by jizzellalala March 21, 2007
Get the retard shufflemug. A randomly generated yet divinely inspired set of songs played in shuffle mode on an iPod. The state of "God shuffled" is attained where 5 truly great songs are played, and in the most perfectly sequenced order, from a playlist of 1,000 or more mostly ok/mediocre/passable tracks.
A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.
Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.
A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.
The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.
Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.
Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.
A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.
The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.
Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
Jezza: Holy shit dude, Thunderstruck, Achy Breaky Heart, and John Farnham! Can it get any better?
Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...
<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>
Both: HO-LY-SHIT!
Jezza: Let us pray....
Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...
<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>
Both: HO-LY-SHIT!
Jezza: Let us pray....
by Angus McFangus May 27, 2010
Get the God shufflemug. a type of dance. Popular at the height of the resurgence of guitar-led groups around the turn of the Millennium (The Strokes, Libertines, etc), though still going strong today. It involves awkwardly dancing just about enough so as to avoid any attention based on correctly held assumptions of your character, principally that you would rather be sitting down and/or cannot dance. Often practised in bad clubs on cheap alcoholic drinks whilst not talking to pretty girls. It usually backfires when the aforementioned cheap alcohol really kicks in and you either try to talk to a pretty girl or start a mosh-pit to Blondie and are thrown out of the premises.
Not to be mistaken for the indie rock shuffle
Not to be mistaken for the indie rock shuffle
Dave was doing the indie shuffle to The Smiths "How Soon Is Now" whilst staring at a girl he had no chance with when he inadvertently spilt someone's beer and ended up on the floor crying like Morrissey in an abattoir.
by Collagen Rock October 1, 2010
Get the Indie Shufflemug. On a person's 21st birthday, they spend the night shuffling from one bar to another, drinking one shot of alcohol at each bar, until 21 bars have been visited. The person proceeds to write the name of their shuffle on the bar walls. This originated at Ohio University, where students would start at The Cat's Den.
by hippls October 5, 2010
Get the 21 shufflemug. When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.
by SkiUnit August 19, 2008
Get the Poke and Shufflemug.