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spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
mugGet the spank tankmug.

Piranha Tank

Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.
Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?

Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.

Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.

Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
by B. Hanback April 3, 2008
mugGet the Piranha Tankmug.

Booty Tank

An attractive, voluptuous woman with a slim waist and well-rounded backside.
Damn, look at dat ass! She's a Booty Tank!
by Sparklelicious January 6, 2015
mugGet the Booty Tankmug.

Tank do

Tank do is an alternative way of saying thank you. It is used when someone tells you something you didn’t know and you find it helpful. It can be replied to with so coplem.
A:why is there a crynosaur in my house
B: you bought it yesterday

A: tank do!
B:so Coplem!
by Itellthetruthpeeps July 21, 2019
mugGet the Tank domug.

tank parenting

The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.
I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention
by jbassic July 25, 2018
mugGet the tank parentingmug.

Queen of Tanking

Cardi is the Queen of Tanking. After WAP, Megan got a Top 30 hit while Bet You Wanna hit #1 on Bubbling Under and Me Gusta hit #91. Megan saved WAP and Pardison Fontaine wrote her verse. Her fans also known as Retardi Gang troll all day and say “Ended Nicki” And they are correct, Ended Nicki’s fan Retardi
Bet You Wanna didn’t even reach the Hot 100, Cardi is the Queen of Tanking
by cardiobtanking October 16, 2020
mugGet the Queen of Tankingmug.

Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
mugGet the Tank a sharkmug.

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