by shoes12 July 10, 2011
Descriptive of a sudden and inexplicable aversion to entering a particular shop. This can be caused by any one or combination of the following factors: the apparent attitude of the shop assistants, a shop being far too brightly lit, a shop with hardly anything in it and lots of space, a shop that's entirely white inside which could make you feel a bit scruffy in comparison (especially make-up counters), a shop full of very delicate displays of highly breakable things, shops with mirrors everywhere, quiet shops with too many members of staff standing around who might try to 'help' you...
"When she noticed the stuck-up, hoity-toity looking shop assistants standing around bored, just waiting to instantly judge her then totally ignore her as soon as she entered, she suddenly felt all shop shy and did a complete u-turn in the doorway to the fancy lingerie store. 'I didn't really need any new panties anyway' she thought to herself..."
by Pen Knife October 28, 2008
The sud shop is a slang term for The Beer Store.
The Beer Store is a corporation owned by the mega-brewers Molson-Coors, Labatt and Sleeman. Despite offering a limited variety of brews from smaller companies, it owns a quasi-monopoly on the sale of beer in the province of Ontario in Canada.
The Beer Store is a corporation owned by the mega-brewers Molson-Coors, Labatt and Sleeman. Despite offering a limited variety of brews from smaller companies, it owns a quasi-monopoly on the sale of beer in the province of Ontario in Canada.
Dude A - What a day, I could really use some suds to relax.
Dude B - That's not a problem. I feel the same way. I'll give you a lift to the sud shop and you can buy us all some brews.
Random asshole - Beer gives me gas and upsets my fragile stomach.
Dude A - Why don't you be a man for once and suck it up?
Dude B - Why can't we all just get along? Get this poor man a gin and tonic.
Dude A - Sorry Dude B, The Beer Store only carries suds. In the province of Ontario, only the Licbo sells spirits.
Dude B - Looks like Random Asshole is shit out of luck.
Duda A - He's up shit's creek without a paddle.
Dude B - That's what I'm saying.
Dude B - That's not a problem. I feel the same way. I'll give you a lift to the sud shop and you can buy us all some brews.
Random asshole - Beer gives me gas and upsets my fragile stomach.
Dude A - Why don't you be a man for once and suck it up?
Dude B - Why can't we all just get along? Get this poor man a gin and tonic.
Dude A - Sorry Dude B, The Beer Store only carries suds. In the province of Ontario, only the Licbo sells spirits.
Dude B - Looks like Random Asshole is shit out of luck.
Duda A - He's up shit's creek without a paddle.
Dude B - That's what I'm saying.
by BirdKiller32086 September 15, 2015
Mr_moho: "Yo you see that nigga Mathew's Bread Shop. Like a Sandwich Bread comes first"
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Mathew: "Nigga I be selling Bread that she feels it in her toes. I'm a real young baker for the 6ix."🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
by IHateBlackPeopleBecauseTheyEat June 04, 2019
by anditwasamazing July 14, 2015
A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.
"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."
"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"
"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"
by Jackee C. June 19, 2008
"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 23, 2010