On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
by Ae5Ea8 May 02, 2015
The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
by CookieCrisp6969 August 18, 2021
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by Anonymous Janugie February 05, 2018
A list of things to do before dying, coined from the phrase “kicking the bucket” (meaning death).
1. A list people with abruptly shorter life expectancy make about how to maximize/spend their last weeks/months/years
2. A check list or to-do list of goals started by twenty somethings who need to have their whole life planned out, who tend to live or die by that list and judge their success in life on how many things they’ve checked off
1. A list people with abruptly shorter life expectancy make about how to maximize/spend their last weeks/months/years
2. A check list or to-do list of goals started by twenty somethings who need to have their whole life planned out, who tend to live or die by that list and judge their success in life on how many things they’ve checked off
1. Guy 1: Did you hear John started doing UFC practice fights?! Guy 2: Yeah it’s on the bucket list he made after his doc told him his cancer is terminal
2. Guy 1: Austin says he wants to visit all 50 states before he’s 30. Guy 2: Why? Guy 1: He said it’s on his bucket list. Guy 2: What happens if he fails? Guy 1: He’ll probably go through life never feeling like a real man
2. Guy 1: Austin says he wants to visit all 50 states before he’s 30. Guy 2: Why? Guy 1: He said it’s on his bucket list. Guy 2: What happens if he fails? Guy 1: He’ll probably go through life never feeling like a real man
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