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Jeffrey

A guy who will break your heart. Only cares about himself. He thinks he’s the center of life, in reality isn’t much, thinks highly of himself even though he knows how much of a coward he is. Never date a Jeffrey. He will make you think you are the most beautiful and important girl in the world just to post and talk about other women. He will ghost you for long periods of time. He’s also very indecisive and never knows what he wants.
Girl 1: Omg you’re dating Jeffrey?
Girl 2: Yes he is such a Jeffrey! Never talk to him!!
by m0mmym1lkes November 24, 2021
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Jeffrey Bean

Jeffrey Bean is a Youtuber known as Phasium HD and loves making videos for his fans! English Meaning: The name Jeffery is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Jeffery is: Derived from one of three Old German names, meaning: district, traveler, or peaceful pledge. Jeffrey is a funny, romantic, caring, helping, successful person in his life. He always wants to help his friends that are depressed, and doesn't like them feeling down.
Jeffrey Bean: hey bro are you ok?
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!
by Youtube Official November 6, 2018
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Mr. Jeffrey Epstein

Having underage sex slave party’s where Hollywoods cultists molest kiddy’s and perform sacrifices and feast on adreamacrome extracted by horrific acts on the innocent children
Mr. Jeffrey Epstein, it is time to tell the world who the real rulers are. Stop with the sextime and the kiddy cats
by Gmoneymight May 22, 2023
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Jeffrey

A short energetic white boy has many hoes and gets all the bitches must do some sort of sport
Person 1: how that kids very energetic and short wonder his name
Person 2: he must be a Jeffrey
by Dr. Buttface June 19, 2022
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Jeffrey

Has a missive penis with a big but cheek that is hot and gets woman and they suck him off so hard, he also wieghs no pounds.
dam I wanna have sex with that guy he must be a jeffrey
by Jeffrey J. Jeff July 17, 2022
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Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022
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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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