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Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.
Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey
by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018
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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 5, 2024
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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.
Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.
by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018
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Jeffrey

The one person who says they want to make plans. But for some reason always has a terrible excuse to not show up. Or is also never in the wrong, somehow has an excuse that is why he can't complete any objective.
"Dude kyle is acting alot like a jeffrey today. He said he couldnt move the parts because he is about to go on break"...."BUT BREAK IS IN 20 MINUTES AND IT WILL TAKE 5 TO MOVE THE PART"
by Ybrik August 29, 2022
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Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022
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