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textteaser

A textteaser is a person who loves to send texts. So much so that they make you believe they are your best friend. They will text you at all costs but never want to actually see you. They get gratification from the attention texting gives them but have little to no interest in being friends with the person they are texting.
Shawn is such a textteaser, we text everyday after work but he is always making excuses to hang out with me.
by kam ching July 15, 2009
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Textration

The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply
Common situation of textration:

(Over text)

Guy: "Hey whats up?"

Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"

Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"

Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"

Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"

(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)

(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."

10 more minutes

Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."

(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010
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Texturd

When your friend or enemy texts you a picture of their new, freshly-laid poo that they are overly proud of--like a brand new baby.
"That jackass texturded me after he ate nothing but corn and beans the night before. Christ, it was like an 18 inch Baby Ruth bar!"

"Really Luke?! You woke me up at 3am to shit share a picture of that corn laiden turd?!"
by apkitz April 18, 2010
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Textsurfer

Adj - a marker, usually fluorescent, that is moved across text in a 'surfing' fashion, to make important words/phrases stand out. Verb - to textsurf.
Dude - "Hey check me out, I'm surfing this text, using my new textsurfer!"
by Jesster91 April 23, 2010
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texting the water

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
by Mpaper July 6, 2011
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Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.
I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.
by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012
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Texas Nightmare

During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare
Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"
by Cheif Ace Rick May 13, 2012
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