A textteaser is a person who loves to send texts. So much so that they make you believe they are your best friend. They will text you at all costs but never want to actually see you. They get gratification from the attention texting gives them but have little to no interest in being friends with the person they are texting.
Shawn is such a textteaser, we text everyday after work but he is always making excuses to hang out with me.
by kam ching July 15, 2009
Get the textteaser mug.The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply
Common situation of textration:
(Over text)
Guy: "Hey whats up?"
Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"
Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"
Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"
Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"
(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)
(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."
10 more minutes
Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."
(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
(Over text)
Guy: "Hey whats up?"
Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"
Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"
Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"
Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"
(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)
(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."
10 more minutes
Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."
(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010
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Get the Textsurfer mug.Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.
Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool
Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).
Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool
Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).
Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
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