by emtlauer April 22, 2017
After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.
by Luckie August 17, 2006
Guy A: "Dude did you score last night?"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"
"May I taint fuck you maam?"
"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"
"May I taint fuck you maam?"
"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"
by peterkz August 22, 2008
Noun. A widely used term for behavior that redefines thunder-cuntery, specifically in the steampunk genre. Rumbletaint is literally an infectious disease, a horrible VD, a composite of the Clap, Crabs and Lead-Based-Paint-Poisoning from polishing the undersides of poseurs' zeppelins … with your mouth.
Oh dear Christ! I hung out with some uptight steampunks and caught me the rumble-taint! My junk is colors I don't have words for!!!!
That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!
That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!
by A Count Named Slick-Brass November 25, 2010
When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.
by klillzle February 16, 2009
Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
by Migrainiac January 06, 2006