SHIT TAINT

After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.

Man, I took a shit, forgot to wipe, and now I gotsta shit taint.

by Luckie August 16, 2006

Man taint

The area of a man between the back of his nutsack and the base of his ass.

It's so hot today that my ball sweat has soaked my man taint.

by emtlauer April 21, 2017

Rumble-taint

Noun. A widely used term for behavior that redefines thunder-cuntery, specifically in the steampunk genre. Rumbletaint is literally an infectious disease, a horrible VD, a composite of the Clap, Crabs and Lead-Based-Paint-Poisoning from polishing the undersides of poseurs' zeppelins … with your mouth.

Oh dear Christ! I hung out with some uptight steampunks and caught me the rumble-taint! My junk is colors I don't have words for!!!!

That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!

by A Count Named Slick-Brass November 28, 2010

Taint Fuck

the sexual act of rubbing taints together for either a safe sex option or foreplay.

Guy A: "Dude did you score last night?"
Guy B: "Nah man, we just taint fucked and passed out"

"May I taint fuck you maam?"

"I dry taint fucked her on the dance floor"

by peterkz October 16, 2008

Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

by klillzle February 15, 2009

taint master

one who reigns over all taints. hairy and non.

by sama April 28, 2003

taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

by Migrainiac January 6, 2006