Swerf

Swerf has no definite meaning so it applies to everything that is not homosexual

" I met this swerf, she swerfed me up for like 30 mins and then i swerfed on the chick ear and smoked a swerf...."

by Rich E. Rich May 14, 2009

Swerd

A mix between the words "sweet" and "nerd"

Yo he's such a swerd:)

by soccerchickk May 28, 2010

Zeus Swerve

The OG owner of SwerveNation,The Real Zeus who zaps anyone in his way and makes sure his team don't die and multiply.

Yup That's Zeus Swerve,we better back out.

by Ares408 October 9, 2017

Swerve

People that say they love jesus but dont.

Shane went to church today....what a swerve.

by Freakin Alex May 24, 2005

Swervo

The name given to gas stations in Australia, possibly due to their proximity to highways and the fact that you usually have to cross 3 lanes of traffic at 90 klm/h when you realize you won't make it to the next one.

I saw Jimmy at the swervo, buying fags for his mom.

by dieselcom August 1, 2007

swerve

to talk smack on someone that's not like you

man, that girl looks whack, i always want to swerve on her!!

by Shannezie January 27, 2004

swerver

A computer server that will not function properly -- usually manifested by repeatedly crashing or rebooting itself. This can reference both hardware and software. Often used to refer to notoriously unreliable programs or devices even if they are not currently "swerving".

Common causes of "swerving" are malfunctioning hardware (bad capacitors are notorious for causing unexplained reboots) and poorly written or corrupted software.

I've been working on this swerver for over a week and I still can't make it keep an uptime of more than three hours. They need to re-check the hardware.

I convinced them to let me convert the box from Windows Swerver 2003 over to Ubuntu. Now maybe I can have a weekend without getting called because it crashed!

by moriahcat January 7, 2011