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sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets
Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.
by ron ron juice February 18, 2011
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Drink Surfing

The act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.

Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.
Drunk Person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.

Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.

Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.

Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight

Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.

Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.

Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.

Later that night....

Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.
by broglah October 4, 2012
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life surfing

To absorb the ups and downs of life with grace and in the moment, like riding the perfect wave.
We are life surfing our way around the country.
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Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.
James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.
by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016
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Kitchen Surfing

The act of looking for some food just to feed the face in the kitchen or especially in the refrigerator when you are are not hungry, maybe nervous.
John: what are u searching in the kitchen!
Mary: not that I am hungry or anything, I am just kitchen surfing!
by Mary john Watson June 19, 2016
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soundcloud surfing

The act of intense navigation through SoundCloud.com for most valued personal preference sound of preferred and new up an coming artist.
After hours of SoundCloud Surfing, Joe had found numerous artist he had never herd of before.
by AdverageJoe_Earth August 23, 2017
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Butt Surfing

In a locker room, the act of sitting on the bench without a towel. Also a way of marking ones territory to keep others away.
“I use this locker dude..way too much butt surfing over by you man.”
by Jmaster12 January 28, 2019
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