Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee

Spig, slash situation!

by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009

gaming station

Any area where video games can or are being played. This area can be anything from a desk, to a living room, to a set up in a convention hall, but the area must be stationary, thus mobile gaming is excluded.

Will showed me his gaming station he set up in his living room, complete with a 55" LCD TV, surround sound, a PS3, a 360, and a Wii.

by J-Bob92 July 25, 2010

Frustration station

Situations or people that cause multiple instances of frustration in one event.

Boss: "What took you so long to finish this project?"
Employee: "Well, first my computer shut down; then my mouse stopped working; then I lost Internet access; and finally, everyone else was hogging the printer. This whole project has been a real frustration station."

Student: "I can't finish this project with the other students not helping me."
Professor: "I told you they were a frustration station."

by yawarakai April 6, 2011

Bristoe station

A place in manassas where all the drug deals go down. and if you try to rob someone your gonna get stabbed they cant shoot you because the cops are sitting at the end of every street. the only people you see as much as the cops are the tow-trucks.

yo a nigga got stabbed in the Bristoe station cause he didnt pay up

by bird-flippin January 11, 2012

Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.

Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...

by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012

Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013