Stroke Material

A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".

Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?

Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...

Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....

Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?

..please......

pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?

by cL4yMore October 17, 2008

Stroke Book

Slang for an erotic magazine, frequently a well-distributed glossy monthly, generally featuring soft-core pornography in the form of nude pictorials ("photo spreads") and short fiction.

The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.

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"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."

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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"

by al-in-chgo February 22, 2010

Strokey

The act of getting a hand job. Assisted masturbation.

Dude that girl just gave me one helluva Strokey!

by The Real Midnight Cowboy March 10, 2010

The Super Shit Stroker

Step 1: Starting performing intercourse with a woman in the missionary position
Step 2: Slowly turn her on her side while continuing to thrust
Step 3: Sneak a fist in to her rectal cavity
Step 4: Pleasure yourself through the wall separating the rectum and vagina

Tommy forgot to clip his fingernails before doing the Super Shit Stroker.

by Party M March 30, 2009

pole stroker

The act of stroking the cock of a gay man.

Jeremy is a pole stroker

by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003

Money Stroke

The act of almost passing out when hearing the cost of an item.

Shaun: How much is that bucket hat?
Schoolboy: $35
Shaun: Damn! Are you for real? I think i just had a money stroke.

by Sezki March 29, 2014

Stroke

A long distance not favored to travel by many; A gap between two different things.

"Dude, that's going to be a stroke to get to Gail's house!"

John: "Come on, let's go to Vegas!"
Sally: "That's a stroke!!!"

by Tarvinator2006 June 29, 2010