steaming your guinea pig

Taking matters into your own hands

It is needed for steaming your guinea pig.

by mr. mere bohnen September 2, 2009

man shaming

Verb. Denigrating masculine traits.

Most often used by 3rd wave feminists to bully weak men out of opposing politics that gets them more power and money. The 3rd wave feminists dress this up as "equality".

From analogy with fat shaming.

Man shaming feminist to her girlfriend - "Look at Bob 'taking charge' of the BBQ..."

Bob - "D'you want to eat, ho?"

by loveyourpeople July 6, 2018

Slut Shaming

So called "Slut Shaming" simply consists in calling "Slut" a slut, usually seen as as a terrible thing from feminist snowflakes who think that every woman has the right of being a whore and other people have no right to say what she actually is

"That girl had sex with the whole football team, what a slut"

"You have no right to slut shame, having sex with strangers just because you like being smashed by random dicks doesn't mean you are a slut"

"Oooook"

Slut Shaming is so horrible

by Ale86 December 17, 2020

Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man May 13, 2005

Stating

When you stalk someone so hard you think you’re dating them.

“Ugh! I can’t believe Jeff has a girlfriend.”
“Sheryl, you were only stating him.”

by MrKim May 30, 2019

Steaming Curler

1. The act of sticking a heated curling iron into female's vaginal area (pussy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the vagina. The curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the vagina until the girl climaxes. WARNING: Usually ruins a girl's pussy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl's baby maker.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.

Dude, I gave Eddie's sister a steaming curler last night! There was so much steam, I couldn't see 5 inches in front of me!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!

by KWKS January 4, 2012

mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010