spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

by wistler212 April 14, 2010

spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath

No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.

by Mawsforce January 04, 2011

waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

spunk nugget

a nugget of crusted up population paste

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.

by mingus6912, jester January 04, 2009

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 02, 2005

spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging

1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey

by amiexxx August 20, 2007

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003