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Splash Marketing

Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.
Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.
by JonesArtGlass August 3, 2011
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poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.
Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!
by soowooooppp October 21, 2009
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Back splat

Poo that's been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. The shit stains left after a messy poo in the loo.
"I left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean."

"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"
by lespoos June 29, 2010
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Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.
Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.
by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011
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splainin'

Originally derived from the TV series I Love Lucy, splainin' is now used by gamers as a put-down to taunt their opponent after a crushing defeat.

After one has been pwned, he/she has some splainin' to do.

Can also be used to describe anyone who looks absolutely ridiculous or obviously has no idea what they're doing.
Dude, i just beat you 8-2 at Fifa '95. You've got some serious splainin' to do.

-I can't tell if that's a man or a woman, but it sure does have a sweet mullet.
-I'd say they've got a lot of splainin' to do.
by Bartleby J April 25, 2009
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O'Donnell Splat

A masturbatory excretion directed onto any paraphernalia supporting the Tea Party or Delaware's Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell.
At an anti-masturbation rally, "all of these Tea Party pickets are missing something, like a splash of white. I'm gonna give them the O'Donnell Splat."
by politicalcenter September 23, 2010
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Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.
Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.
by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006
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