Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Norfolk southern

Norfolk Southern is a railroad that derails a lot, and the CEO hates humanity.

I saw a Norfolk Southern train derail.

by railfan 8888 August 19, 2023

Southern Traditional

The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes

A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.

by edimop November 22, 2020

Southern Circumcision

Shotgun a beer, insert flacid penis into shotgun hole and fuck it aggressively. Shotgun blood/cum mix

James performed a southern circumcision at that party last night

by yeetog July 12, 2022

jay southern

the name given to people who have a giant peen

big dick jay southern will be here soon

by packman_ November 14, 2022

Southern Fulton

Southern Fulton is the place to find wanna be country girls, little boys who think their big shit, and rich people. All the boys are worried about their shitty trucks and the girls are worried about taking other girls’ mans. Come to southern fulton to live your worst, but rich, fake life.

heyo, come to Southern Fulton to help me fix my truck, again.

Omg this girl from sofo totally be home wrecking

by hit my nic December 8, 2021