Sober Stevenson

He is sumboi he is a top shagger dead trim can’t handle his drink

Is that sober Stevenson he has a dead trim

by Sober Steve August 11, 2019

Tennessee Sober

Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.

I’m only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as I’m Tennessee Sober

by GoodinBed September 24, 2024

Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025

mars sober

A state of sobriety from all drugs except for DMT, Psilocybin, and all classical and/or synthetic entheogens.

I don’t use any drugs except for hallucinogens. I’m Mars sober.

by The Machine Elf (IYKYK) November 30, 2025

vegas sober

Similar to California sober, a person who is Vegas sober only uses cocaine, sometimes cannabis as well. They do not drink alcohol, hence “sober.”

I blacked out last weekend so I’m going Vegas sober next time we go out.

by S. Maryjane May 1, 2024

East St louis sober

Where you can smoke crack and claim clean time.

East St louis sober I stopped doing heroin and start smoking crack.

by Smokingweedissober March 2, 2025

Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.

"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"

by JaMcDP June 27, 2025