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Definitions by JaMcDP

Portuguese Sober 

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.
"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"
Portuguese Sober by JaMcDP June 27, 2025