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Tomko Smooth

To be excessivly smooth with the ladies. A surprisingly sexy individual.
That CSF party sucked but he was still Tomko smooth.
by velocarapperstyle December 9, 2008
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smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring
This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.
by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006
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Smoothito

1. n. A blended burrito to simplify and liquify an otherwise solid and hard-to-eat food.
2. adj. Amazing, boochabla, jaw-dropping.
Damn, girl, this smoothito is simple and delicious.
by Boochabla December 16, 2008
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Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
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Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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Smooth lippies

Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.

first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.

Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.

The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.

She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
by Barrett700 November 22, 2010
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Smoothed Together

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013
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