Skifting

Skifting is the art of sitting through your keef (marijuana) to select the perfect keef for a nice milky bong.

This morning I had no buds left so I was skifting through my keef.

by XxDordysluGxX February 28, 2019

morning shift

To take a dump in the morning.

I'm working the morning shift today.

by trappy76 June 17, 2009

SLIF

Sorry liver it's Friday, time to get waste, hammered, shit faced, drunk, enjoy the weekend livin in the now

I just got off work its 4pm Friday it's time for a jack on the rocks or some don Julio... Sorry liver it's Friday(slif)

by Devin G1503 September 22, 2013

make shift

an alternative to actually puchasing something. made from anything at hand.

the bong made from a juice box was make shift as it used items meant for another purpose

by scroogle September 9, 2003

sliferjam

Coolest, most extrordinary, awesomest, best. Sarcastically stated.

M-dizzle: ROFLMAO! U B 1337'N
FlagstEON: IB sliferjam. N daz hoooouuuse!
G-Nizza: Heeeaaallll NAW! UR n00b.
K-Dawg: Fo' shizzle, M d-manz!
Lshrugery: Neaw Nigga! he slifa!
M-dizzle: PYMPIN' HOLLA!
Henry: What...the...fuck. You're all retards, you know that?

by Sliferjam July 7, 2006

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

Mid-Shift Shaft

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift

She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009