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California snickerdoodle

When a dude shits on you then you lick his nuts and then fuck his dog. Afterwards you take the shit and shove it back up asshole.
Person one:I love to do the California snickerdoodle
Person two:Wow that’s just weird dude
by Antsinyapants January 6, 2023
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digital carrot slicer

Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.

Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
by mooltittle August 18, 2010
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slinkerknot

A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"
by holde September 13, 2011
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slicerace

A young person who has an infantesimal attention span and is prone to random, incoherent outbursts. Also, drug use.
<SlicerAce> fenstermeister!
by anonymous February 18, 2004
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Snickered

The act of punching, preferably a Guidette, directly in the face after an insult directed toward ones lack of guido attributes. Also see Snookied
That bitch just got snickered after she told Mikey D that his fake tan was so cheap he must have gotten it from the Dollar Store.
by MickPunker December 11, 2009
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Slackers Unite

The Slackers Unite went to the movies to see hitch!
by mris February 26, 2005
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slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.
Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!
by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006
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