calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011

Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.

"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"

by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012

Thot Seeking Missile

A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.

“Jesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”

by Thottieslayer June 23, 2018

Chimney Sweeping

Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole

Did you know Sean has pink eye?

Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.

Serves him right.

by ChimneyBandit January 3, 2020

Attention Seeking Bitch

My ex friend, Jessica. Who was controlling and possessive in every way and would do anything for a hint of attention.

"Yes, I did just call yo ass out, Jessica. Come fight me with them bitch ass noodle arms. Attention Seeking Bitch"

by Baked_Beans321 July 21, 2020

Monster Seeking Monster

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.

Monster seeking monster, simple as that

by PatrickMat February 25, 2022

Dragging Ass and Sweeping Grass

Doing none to very little work, and the work you’re doing is pointless.

Working very little but looking busy.

Dude, how’s your job going?

Not bad, just been dragging ass and sweeping grass.

by Jack_Mehoff_69 August 17, 2021