Ashlee simpson

A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!

Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.

by ASHLEESUCKSBALLS! February 17, 2008

oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

by Mitch December 28, 2004

OJ Simpson

1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger

1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"

by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.

“Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”

by TB77 August 21, 2013

YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption

"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"

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