Siamese Express

It's when 6 or more guys put their pee-pees in eachothers b-holes, until the last guy does it.

Come on brothers, I'm gonna teach you a new wrestling move called the Siamese Express.

by cgenson190273 May 28, 2018

silamisent

Definition: When someone does not have a ceiling or they top got thrown off due to they barber messing up they hair line so it's not receding.

Example: Paul sila always misent.

Example: The president's silamisent.

by LynF May 8, 2018

Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018

Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.

Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.

by It's not broken July 6, 2018

Siamon

a thing you can do with your hand if you put your middle finger on top of your first finger and then put your thumb below your your first finger. it looks like a duck now. but it’s not a duck. it’s a SIAMON. you have now made a living creature that lives in a society with other siamons that are all named based off of the time the species first existed. for example: a random siamon would be named something like siamon #3,98,764,82 because he is in fact the three billionth ninety eight millionth seven hundred and sixty four thousandth and eighty second siamon ever born. i’m not quite sure how they had kept track of the species since it was first created, but who cares about logic amirite up top

Person 1: who is the hottest female celebrity in america
Person 2: siamon #3,98,764,62
Person 1: wow I would have said the exact same thing. she is hot af

by 👵 August 7, 2018

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Sicamon

Someone who makes up an excuse to not go to a place.
Even though they have time but just feel like not going and thus resulting in you canceling the event.

-Adam do you want to go to the cinema?
-I can´t I have homework.
-Oh, you´re such a sicamon, we don´t even have any homework.

by NekroMan420 April 4, 2019