shordinary

A merger of shit & ordinary; A very uninspiring & and unappealing degree of ordinary.

Oh man, the weather today was so shordinary wasn’t it!

by Urbanworder73 February 27, 2020

shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

Shardashian

Term used for a high class meth whore. It's a upgrade of the term "shardbarbie".

Let's go to the trailer park tonight so I can go fuck me a shardashian.

by Kisor1992 May 2, 2020

Shardie Barbie

another term for a “dope whore” or “sack chaser”. Shardie Barbie is a (usually young) girl who will flirt and or fuck anyone who has drugs(especially shards) in hopes to get high.

“She’s only with him because he’s got dope, what a Shardie Barbie”

by Lil piece 😜 May 31, 2020

Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident

Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high

by Hazmatt10to2 November 30, 2020