shitcum

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK February 3, 2023

shitcup

See: Fletch

That pussy was such a shitcup for whining about a papercut.

by devicenull March 14, 2003

shitfuck

To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"

I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.

by Zachary Pine February 7, 2010

Shitbull

A person who commonly spews bullshit.

Man, that guy's a regular shitbull!

by We Are Anonymous November 12, 2014

shitmuffin

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and assbiscuit.

My shitmuffin, I will love you til the end of time!

by HAASespecial July 2, 2007

shitbull

shitbull is lke bullshit

are u shitbulling me u bith

by gorge March 7, 2004

shitsurfing

Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.

Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?

Oh he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?

Oh, he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?

Oh , she's just shitsurfing

by Pagawaga September 13, 2016