When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.
Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
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"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
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Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.
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-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
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" COR BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!! That was one sharpiskian shiter!! like a thousand razor blades stabbin my asshole!! god damn
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A happy medium that could be defined as the perfect drunk.
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"Dude I got so shitty last night I threw up"
"That's why I only got shartie and took that girl home."
"That's why I only got shartie and took that girl home."
by BryanRich525 February 25, 2012
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