Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
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Get the selling shares of corporations mug.A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.
A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.
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Get the Sharee mug.When someone shares something with you that was unsolicited, outside of your area of interest, outside of your area of expertise, or otherwise unwanted and unwelcome.
Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.
Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.
Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.
Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.
Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.
Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.
Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Well, I just had another long-ass conversation and disagreement with Roger. Now he is justifying his side of the story by sending me a shit ton of nuisance share website links. Does he think I have time to read that crap after he wasted my morning on some dumb shit?
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Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024
Get the Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. mug.1. A curse and a gift given to people with powers to share their 5 senses with other people from a remote location.
I don't mean to be rude, Sharee, but your onion dip breath is in my mouth right now and whoever you are, please stop thinking about me until you brush your teeth or gargle with bleach.
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