Selfie Dick

A dick so large, all one can do with it is take a selfie.

He dropped his pants, revealing this massive selfie dick! I couldn't take it so I just pulled out my phone...

by Twosip September 13, 2017

Selfie Talk

When you have a video chat with someone and he uses the front camera, not moving a lot like he is taking a selfie.

Dan: Joe is calling me on a selfie talk
Joe: I am taking a selfie, why are you here!

by JoePassive October 18, 2018

Selfie Tunnel Syndrome

Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.

Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."

by pajaru April 3, 2019

Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019

Selfie regret

When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.

I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better

by mamakay November 20, 2019

Selfservation

A conversation one is having with oneself out loud.

I got caught mid selfservation debating if Carol Baskin did or did not kill her husband.

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Selfie

In (football sport) game when a player accidently goals to its own team.

Hey jack ,sad?
Oh yeah ,we were just to win but that Selfie just screwed everything.

by TourageKnight December 5, 2020