Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep

Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.

by Mybad February 14, 2013

Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020

sticky seconds

Referring to when a guy has sex with a woman, following another man have sex/ejaculating in her

James and bill decided to share a girl, bill had her first, and James went after, as he liked his sticky seconds.

by ulsterphil August 17, 2015

monica the second

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.

"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"

by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017

second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.

Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.

by Broombunny July 6, 2007

second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.

"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"

by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020

second taker

(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it

We heard you the first time, you second taker.

by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009