Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.

My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Scrambled

Someone that looks like an egg

William is looks scrambled after his new haircut

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.

James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?

by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024

Scrumplefuck

A fat individual typically African American that does not do anything other then sleep and eat

"look at this scrumplefuck on the couch"

by Retard420 October 25, 2024

Scrambledjizzletron

An unholy fusion of chaos and kink where one or more participants get twisted, flipped, and drenched in so much bodily fluid that it feels less like sex and more like a sci-fi ritual. Involves at least one unexpected object, a safe word that gets ignored, and ends with someone yelling, “Did we just time travel?!”

“Bro… she pulled out the strap, the Nutella, and a Bluetooth speaker playing Gregorian moans—next thing I know we’re mid-scrambledjizzletron and my soul’s in another tax bracket.”

by Jackatharippa April 5, 2025

scrapple

A tiny, imperfect treasure made from leftover bits, like the last page of a doodle notebook, or a snack made from mismatched fruits. Often sweet, always made with love. Think of it as something small, scrappy, and endearing, like a patchwork apple with freckles and charm. You don't throw it out because it’s flawed, you keep it because it’s yours.

"I packed you a little scrapple of a lunch—just a few odds and ends, but it’s full of heart."

by jukeling May 28, 2025

Sausage Scramble

The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars

by newtonsApple June 14, 2012