Scemery

A replacement for "Thats what she said"

#scemery

by jimmy butler is your father June 11, 2022

Somerville Tuxedo

A fully matched track suit seen as appropriate for any occasion, ranging from having a few pops at the bar to attending your niece’s first communion, by the colorful natives of Somerville, Massachusetts.

Knowing he planned to get sauced and play Keno before making a court appearance later in the day, Tommy decided to wear his finest Somerville Tuxedo as it was perfect for any occasion.

by The Great MassHolio August 18, 2022

Somerset canyons academy

Somerset academy canyons is a hell hole. do not attend somerset in your life you will regret it with you whole life. some people there are kinda annoying but some of the people there are cool. but ms helfand and ms garvin are W teachers if we are being honest with you. lol

Somerset canyons academy is crazy fr

by pooooooooooooooooopie head November 15, 2022

Somerset Bandage

A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.

“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up”

by Somerset 7 November 22, 2022

Somersetted

When somebody inadvertently burns you by creating more work from you.

Man , Kevin let me use his trailer but I had to empty it first, I really got somersetted there !

by anonymous January 28, 2023

Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023

Soomer

The Soomer is a special kind of individual, They are 6,500 years old and speak only ancient Sumerian or Akkadian, They tend to rant about the epic of Gilgamesh or wanting to build a Ziggurat.

I love when that soomer said "𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌" very relatable

by Appshab September 1, 2023