schwander

One who bums rides off friends because he is too lazy to get his liscence

I hate driving him around all the time, he's such a Schwander

by Kobe!! June 16, 2015

schwan

a young male (usually white and from upstate new york) who after becoming intoxicated will try to dance by flapping his arms and bobbing his head to attract females. He is sometimes, but rarely, successful

After 4 long island ice teas, Ian will prepare to perform the schwan dance

by Gabelli October 27, 2008

Schwank

To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.

"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."

by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009

Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch

a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.

by sexy savvy November 9, 2009

schwing

See schwing!

"Schwing!, I've got a boner."

by x January 31, 2003

schwager

A group of hotties who wear mini shorts

Dude: Hey! Schwagers! Get over here!

by MO765654354 March 8, 2009

schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

by Jay June 26, 2004