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a young male (usually white and from upstate new york) who after becoming intoxicated will try to dance by flapping his arms and bobbing his head to attract females. He is sometimes, but rarely, successful
After 4 long island ice teas, Ian will prepare to perform the schwan dance
by Gabelli September 10, 2008

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