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satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.
"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."
by The dark wizard May 9, 2014
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SatAM

SatAM has an evil dictator. SegaSonic/Sonic X has a goofy and mentally retarded boob named Eggman prancing around in his Egg-O-Matic going "HOHOHO! You can never rebut my pathetic plan a two year old could counter!
by Exor November 20, 2003
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Satan's rim-job

A very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your anus, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. The feeling could be described as Satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the asshole.)
Ricardo swallowed a whole habanero pepper and the next morning received Satan's rim-job

I splashed toilet water on my asshole because the burning of Satan's rim-job was too intense.
by MunchiesWorld June 8, 2009
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Satan

Jake is Satan
by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017
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satan's ass crack

When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.
"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."
by CoolStanley January 8, 2016
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Satan

Satan is better than Jesus. Jesus is a asshole.
by DOGMAN_5676 May 21, 2020
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Super Saiyan

The upmost supreme and powerful version of that aspect. The strongest and ascended level of any verb and/or noun that is attached. This can be used to outweigh arguments in your favor. Use it with care.

(Has been heard to be used throughout the origins of Texas, original usage was supposedly dated back to Howard of Carrollton).
1)
Chichi-"How'd you do on your exam today?"
Gohan-"Popped a senzu bean earlier. Studied for 9 hours and then I Super Saiyan Aced it."
Chichi-"That's my boy!"

2)
Krillin-"I called shotgun in the spaceship!"
Vegeta-"Krillin, my wife is pregnant. Give her the passenger seat."
Krillin-"Well in that case, I called Super Saiyan shotgun. You okay with that, Bulma?"
Bulma-"Yeah, I heard you dammit. Just pass me the dragon radar so I can wish you back to life tomorrow."

3).
Yamcha-"Did you hear? Bulma's pregnant. I thought it would be mine since I smashed recently."
Picollo-"Yeah, I hear everything on this planet whether I like it or not."
Yamcha-"What did you hear?!!"
Picollo-"He pounded her around like a paddleball for 3 episodes, even took breaks to eat senzu beans and protein bars.I'm dearly sorry Yamcha."
Krillin-"I guess you could say, he Super Saiyan smashed that. What a savage."
by Warbids September 18, 2015
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