Step stool friend

someone who is there when you need to be lifted up emotionally/socially and then when you’re done, you discard them like you never needed them in the first place or they discard themselves.

my old friend Nate was a step stool friend, he was there during one of my darkest times but after that we just fell out of touch

by Fictionally_deceased August 4, 2025

Paracord Stool

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.

"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"

by nordivisive August 12, 2025

dew stool

nigel walking down the street with a turd on his head

dew stool cool fool

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015

Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real March 7, 2016

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019