Rule 67 

If it's more than a handful, it's a waste.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend has triple Ds or something, her tits are huge.

Guy 2: You're not Shaq, Rule 67.

Rule 67 by matt hunter November 21, 2010

rule 84

A commonly used rule stating that any one that does not play online walk in chat rooms like Habbo hotel has the right and authority to offend players of the game habbo or others.You may also, freely walk around habbo hotel trolling.

x4hot-guy545: hey babe

xxsmexi-chikxx: hey sexy

*leet name* (guy that doesn't play habbo but is trolling):Alow online relationships

x4hot-guy545: Shut up

*leet name* (guy that doesn't play habbo but is trolling):haha, Smexi girl; you do know that "x4hot-guy545" is a fat nerd with no life?

x4hot-guy545:Shut up

*leet name* (guy that doesn't play habbo but is trolling):x4hot-guy545, You really shouldn't masturbate over pixels.

The convo goes on and on and "That leet guy" always wins +D Rule 84 =D

rule 84 by AnonymousWillFindYou November 8, 2007

Rule 801 

Rule 801 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: "For every two male characters, there is a slash of them."

Person A: "What? You mean fujos have even shipped Tom and Jerry together?
Person B: "Rule 801, duh."

Rule 801 by SandBun November 7, 2017

Rule -3 

There can be only one man in an entire school that doesn't love ANYONE. Absolutely no one.

Boy: Love is overrated!
Boy 2: didn't someone else say that?
Boy: Uh...no!
Boy 3: Rule -3, bitch.

Rule -3 by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 8 

For females;
Used while persons are camming and one gets a phone call. That person has to show their boobs.

(During a Web Conversation)
Belinda Types;"1 sec, I got a call"...."Hello"
Vern Types;"Rule 8"

Belinda now has to show her boobs.

Rule 8 by Misse June 25, 2007

Rule of 9 

Everything written after 9 p.m. local standard time (emails, texts, Facebook messages, etc.) must be approved by an objective party in order to prevent the sender's potentially profound regret the following morning.

Example A
Mike: I still love her, man. That's it, I'm sending her a text right now to tell her.
Aaron: Whoa there. It's 11:30, the Rule of 9 is in effect. Hand over the iPhone.

Example B
Alison: My boss is such a bitch. I can't take it anymore, I'm sending in my resignation right now.
Jill: Rule of 9; back away from the laptop. You'll thank me in the morning.

Rule of 9 by PookiePookiePookie Mama July 26, 2011

Rule #1 

You do not talk about Fight Club

Rule #1: You do not talk about Fight Club

Rule #1 by Tyler Durden is god December 20, 2008