A total drunk who can’t handle himself and becomes a burden to everyone. He will break all your shit.
Yo that kid Ryland got so drunk he passed out butt ass naked and got fucking cereal shoved up his ass. They said he was cancelled.
by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019
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Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
by 420 praise it November 20, 2016
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Get the Rowland Reeves mug.The term Rolander refers to a cool man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.
He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.
He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
Hey look there.. He is my Rolander
by admirelove February 11, 2015
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