Roastie

Roastie is a joke used to describe a women whose vagina looks like roast beef due to having too much sex. It’s used to make fun of women who have slept around.

Him: she’s 30 years old and single

Friend: Yeah she’s probably a Roastie

by The Honest Misogynist September 15, 2023

Robsten Shipper

A Robsten Shipper is somebody who 'ships' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart together,meaning they want Rob & Kris to date. This phenomenon started when Twilight, the first movie started filming. Robert was cast as Edward Cullen & Kristen Stewart was cast as Bella Swan. Women of all ages fell in love with fictional couple, Edward & Bella, and automatically started hoping for Robert & Kristen to start dating. Robsten Shippers basically wanted to see Edward and Bella dating in real life & their obession grew as each movie was being filmed. Robsten Shippers outnumber the Twilight fans that just enjoy the books for what it is and dont care if Rob & Kris do or dont date each other. They obsesses & track Rob & Kris's every move to try & find out if they're in the same city, analyze everything they say in interviews & they even analyze the actors clothing . For example, the Robsten Shippers get very excited if Rob & Kris are wearing the same sunglasses, same color tshirt, same brand of shoe. Robsten Shippers typically reject & attack any opinion that is different from their own, meaning if you do not believe that Rob & Kris are dating, they will verbally attack that person for having their own opinion. Robsten Shippers normally reside on Twitter, Live Journal, Rob & Kris fan sites & there're fan sites dedicated to Robsten, Rob & Kris dating. Whether Rob & Kris are dating is open for debate but for a Robsten Shipper, in their minds Edward & Bella are 100% dating in real life.

Robsten Shippers internet "war cry" is.. 'Robsten Lives" "Robsten Forever" and "Robsten Rules" A Robsten Shipper typically likes to tell anybody who doesn't believe the same way they do to.... "Suck It"

by AntiShipping August 17, 2010

rooster

noun. A woman who is talented at oral sex.

Waka Flocka Flame - Rooster in my 'Rari explains how he has a rooster (orally talented female) in his ferrari, most likely performing what she is talented at while he is driving. (see roadhead ).

by DeeCe531 September 1, 2012

Slow-Roast

uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.

Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.

by Alberto Vasquez October 26, 2006

dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.

Eww man shes dried roast beef

by Lester October 29, 2003

flog a roost

This is how you tell your friends you're going to leave.

Origin: Small town in North-Western Ontario called Kenora.

Man, I've gotta flog a roost, see ya later.

by kennah October 3, 2004

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.

In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.

by Preggo lover May 13, 2005