Ratticus

Possible the 1337357 rat ever, he hacks and view porn in his sleep. It is a not very widely know fact the he pulls 45 drive-bys daily, mostly on mice and other non-ratlinke rodents.

"Im am teh 1337357 |-|4xx0r 3\/4, except for Ratticus cause he haxx0red my eyeball"

Ratticus by Ratticus January 16, 2004

rattler 

A fart so low-pitched that it rattles the windows like a passing freight train and causes the anus to vibrate like a venetian blind shaken by a gust of wind.

Yo, beeze! You musta ripped yo'sef a new one wid dat rattler!

rattler by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

death rattle 

that annoying/scary noise made by the girl in "The Grudge". this is caused by her neck being broken. Sort of a strangled ahhhhhhhhh.

I heard the death rattle behind me. Then I was dead.

death rattle by claireisfreakedout January 11, 2011

rattled 

distracted, frazzled, like too many things going. possibly too many good things

Anytonym of composed

Jake was so rattled when he talked to Jane.

rattled by J.A.K.E. October 14, 2009

Rattigan 

1. Someone who looks a bit dodgy
2. Someone who sleeps around unfaithfully

first person: "That man is a Rattigan."
second person: "He does look a bit dodgy doesn't he?"
first person: "He also looks like he sleeps around!"
second person: Yeah! He does!"

Rattigan by I AM THE CHEESEMASTER February 5, 2008

Rattlesnake 

A girl that seems sweet and nice, but will put out.

Boy 1: Jane is really hot, but I don't think she'll do anything.
Boy 2: Are you kidding? She's a total rattlesnake.

Rattlesnake by GravityPurple April 27, 2008

Rattlefish

Repeatedly cock-slapping someone in the face

He rattlefished her till she bled

Rattlefish by Dirt Squirrel October 27, 2010