Skip to main content

Stoner-pwn

related to pwn, a stoner-pwn occurs when a stoner accomplishes a task in a more intellectual manner than a non-stoner.
Teacher: what is the capital of Thailand?
Non-stoner: Ummm...
Stoner: Bangkok! *nut checks the non-stoner*
Stoner: You just got Stoner-pwned!
by Sin-Nick June 10, 2010
mugGet the Stoner-pwn mug.

post pwn

Boom, headshot! Pwned! Boom headshot again! Post Pwned!
by The Chimpy One December 16, 2005
mugGet the post pwn mug.
Related Words
pwned Pwn pwnd pwnage pwner pwnt pwn3d pwnzor pwning pwnies

i pwn the internet

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
by Jen September 9, 2004
mugGet the i pwn the internet mug.

BAMF a PWN

The opposite of pwning a bamf, where verbs are nouns and nouns, verbs
Wil- winning epically at Half-Life 2 "I'm gonna BAMF a PWN."
by Widdle Warrior December 21, 2008
mugGet the BAMF a PWN mug.

Falcon Pwn

My Halo 3 term. There are 4 types. Falcon Pwn (Jumping then beating someoneNo Gravity Hammer). Super Falcon Pwn (Fly up HIGH, stick the opponent, beat themNO GRAVITY HAMMER before they explode). Ultimate Falcon Pwn (ExplodeBy beatNO GRAVITY HAMMER/Beat someone in ANY flying vehicle). Fuuuckkkk youuu pwnnned (You jump on top of your partners vehicleFLYING ONLY and beat themSKULL ONLY).
Me:FAAAAALLLLCOOONNNN
Man 1: What?
Me: PWWWWWWNNNN!!!
Man 1: WTF?!?! YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Me:Super!!!!
Man 2:Ha! No one will ever find me in my sniping place!
Me:Falcon!!!!
Man 2:AHHH!!! WTF?!?! SOMEONE STUCK ME!!!
Me:PWN!!!!!!
Man 2:...

Me:Ultimate...
Man 3:YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME YOU BASTARD!!
Me:Falcon....
Man 3:...
Me:PWN!!!!
Man 3:WOW! YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOUR LUCKY THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T KILL YOU!!

Me:Yo, I found the skull!
Partner:Iight, jump on my car, try not to fall off.
Me:...
Partner:YOU EXPLODED US BITCH!!!
Me:P...
Partner:FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Me:PWNED!!!!!You got falcon pwned!
by Tobi-Lass March 1, 2009
mugGet the Falcon Pwn mug.

cell pwn

to insult a third party over the phone, and then hang up.
Person 1: I'm leaving you for larry! You're a horrible lover!
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
by Brandon K. and Drew P. July 15, 2007
mugGet the cell pwn mug.

B4rrow Pwn

B4rrow Pwn-The best F2P zerker
You got B4rrow Pwn'd son.
by Kaiserer April 15, 2009
mugGet the B4rrow Pwn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email