Butt Pumpkin

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

Cum Pumpkin

When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.

"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"

by cbrudog January 12, 2017

pump cover

A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.

Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.

by TheCole0409 February 22, 2021

pumping party

Similar to a "tupperware" gathering, this type of growing underground movement is an ILLEGAL gathering where mostly transgender individuals inject silicone into their bodies to create curves, breasts, hips, etc. These parties are sometimes attended by non-transgender individuals also looking for a low-cost solution to the desire for cosmetic procedures. These procedures are performed by non-professionals in unsanitary conditions. This term was brought to light by the death of Vera Lawrence in March of 2001. The trial for her murder was coined the "pumping party trial".

The action of putting the needle into the skin of the paying customer and pumping the silicone into their body, followed by treating other customers afterward from that same gathering is the root of the term PUMPING PARTY.

by Rosie Rosie January 11, 2008

pump truck

A promiscuous heavy set girl.

Did you see Dennis with that pump truck?

by robert foil May 28, 2007

pumpkin in pants

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008

Pump-Nut

adjective- 1:When a man feels like his scrotum is bigger than it really is. 2:When a man get a sudden burst of inexplicable courage to do something overly stupid.

If more people carried guns then the idiots with guns wouldn't feel so pump-nut!!!!

by MandiniA August 9, 2012