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Procrasterbathing

The act of taking a bath/shower rather than doing things you have to do
I was procrasterbathing last night instead of doing homework.
by Yelyah88 August 17, 2016
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Procrasterbation

The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.
Stop procrasterbating

Are you really gonna procraterbate?

What's with all this procrasterbation

I'm procrasterbating

This will teach you to procrasterbate
by Ol man the wise April 17, 2017
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Procasturbation

Being to lazy to masturbate, so you put it off until tomorrow.
Last night I was way to tired to masturbate, so I proctasturbated. This procasturbation is an issue.
by Eddiecat October 21, 2017
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Procrasterbator

That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator
by Xanaduder313 December 23, 2017
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procrasterbation

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation
by rich&matt October 29, 2019
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Procasturbation

When you take too long debating if you should rub one out or not and you end up falling asleep.
Last night's procasturbation session did not allow me to get a good night's sleep
by Tonka Hut December 22, 2019
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Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.
I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!
by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020
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