Pansexual 

I don’t fuckin know some one who likes pans?

Jeremy the pansexual had sex with his pan

Pansexual by Suit man the chad June 27, 2022

Pamsexual

A way of pretending you're not gay, by liking boys and girls.

I'm not gay, I like to look at pictures of Pamela Anderson while I'm being stuffed in the arse, I'm Pamsexual.

Pamsexual by Piggfrog October 20, 2022

Chaos Pansexuals 

Someone who is attracted, romantically/sexually/platonically, to anyone of any gender identity. But they are marked by a constant vortex of evolving and confusing attachments and connections. Often they are ethically non-monogamous or polyamorous. Also, often confused with disaster bisexuals.

"How are all my disaster bisexuals and chaos pansexuals doing tonight?!?" -local burlesque host starting the show

Chaos Pansexuals by ResidentChaosPansexual February 24, 2022

ur ancestors pansexual 

More powerful than “Ur mom gay,” “Ur dad lesbian,” and “your granny tranny.”

Every time someone says this to you, one generation of your family becomes pansexual.

Bob: ur mom gay
Jon: ur ancestors pansexual

Bob:*watches in fear as the first generation of his family become so pansexual and dies*

ur ancestors pansexual by Daddy.Meme.Master69 May 10, 2018

pansexual 

Bi-sexual people who almost always remarkably look like Peter-pan and choose other Peter-pan look-alikes to have sex with. This may or may not occur in large groups which most closely resembles and gathering of woodland elves in heat.

They reject the binary trappings of life that brought us such trivial notions such as computers and the internet.

My girlfriend just told me she's pansexual and I asked her what that meant. She said "We define labels. Labels do not define us.” To which I said, "but you just told me you're pansexual?"

pansexual by DM2954 October 15, 2015

Pansexual 

Someone who only has sex with frying pans.

Dunkey - "This girl is a pansexual, she only has sex with frying pans"

Pansexual by Dark616 July 17, 2015

Pesexual

Pronounced "Pasexual"

Someone who's attraction is not define by gender, they just like people. It is different to bisexual because they say they like men and women.
A "Pesexual" just likes people.

Person 1: "So you're bisexual?"
Person 2: "No I'm... into people. I'm pesexual"
Person 1: "Ohhh!"

Pesexual by PeopleExciteMe June 5, 2011