potato

A female who breaks up with/cheats on/does not appreciate a nice guy.
Also known as: a bitch.

"Kim from the show Scrubs is such a controlling potato."

by Mel Cupcake March 3, 2008

Potato

A stupid person, a person who is slow in the head. Used to talk about someone when they make a mistake or failure.

yo that kid corey is a potato, he failed that algebra quiz last week.

by Jay island September 20, 2017

Potato

A person who has characteristics, either physically or socially, that resemble those of a mentally handicapped person.

Roy: How was your date last night?

LeBron: Terrible. She kept talking to loud and chewed with her mouth open.

Roy: Ugh, she was a potato?

LeBron: Shit, yeah!

by Chiefy Jackson December 29, 2017

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by John Billy February 16, 2019

Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends

Sarah is being a potato again.

by Squrcle December 28, 2016

Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends

Sarah is being a potato again.

by Squrcle December 28, 2016

Potato

Beautiful, and the best thing to ever happen. Amazing in every way, and with no faults. :333

Maddy is the best Potato

by Sheisntapotato August 23, 2014